Crawley Pool League Forum

Tea Break wrote:

MP wrote:

Where is your team sheet Paddy? We have a decent team unlike last year, we are going to thrash you

You staying at home this time then MP?

No Are you going to be beer b1tch for us?

Haha, yes we did!

Or renovates perfume?

Tea Break wrote:

MP wrote:

Or renovates perfume?

LOL Why do you want your perfume renovated MP?

MP has not been getting much sleep lately, that can be the only reason for his ramblings.

I might make an appearance Sunday , but if I don't best of luck.

MP wrote:

Village_Idiot wrote:

hi all, as i am typing loft hinded any errors must be ignored!
We have a team ready for Sunday.
Ringo i will ignore your latest comment!
Still need a beer light of my life and need someone to confirm they have some left handed glasses.
Team
Gavin P
Mark F
Mark H
Lee P
JD
Matt B
James B
Amit A
Rob R
Dave A
Nick H
Danny A
Awaiting confirmation from 2 others,they shall remain a mystery!

No Jimmy? Was looking forward to catching up with him

They have got some left handed glasses in just for Sunday!

Yes, Jimmy White is one of the secret 2 but shhh dont tell Nice Chap, he saw a no legged man standing at the bus stop. Good luck catching up with him though, he's lost a bit of weight and is now pretty nimble.

I might come down on sunday I reckon. Depends though, dont fancy drinking out of left handed glasses too much.

TB if you came I would make sure we do both handed drinking.
At least JD and I  will not get our Guiness confused.
My two secret players were 3 BH, Mo & MJ.
BH then told me he was on holiday and I haven't heard from Mo but MJ may be ok.
Keep it quiet as we like a suprise.

Tea Break wrote:

The drunken swerve was pretty impressive. Especially after Ringo was complaining about coming over just to see him pot the black but he'd snookered himself.

I think Brian seemed more suprised to pot it than anyone else!

Who's Brian? And I was not drunk! I was just putting it on to lure them into a false sense of security.

Anyway just like to wish Crawley B all the best this weekend. Give them Redhill Hillbillies a damn good thrashing. Why, I heard that they only entered a team into the interleague cup because they can't read and thought it said 'interbreeding cup'.

Fairies had a 7-2. I drove. Lovely pub though.

Well done Crawley for beating Redhill .

4 out of 4 for the crawley boys and it's at our place next year.

Hi all,
A great result last night, thank-you to the Redhill  team for the  hospitality.
A big thank-you to Shaun, Rob & Cliff who were not expecting to play but came along at short notice.
Result was 19-14 made even better by the teasing we were receving from Redhill as they had a strong side out.
Special mention to Gav"the disher" Parrish who has the theory that if you clear  from the break your opponent has no chance!
Any way the legend got 3/3 and is available for interviews, weddings barmitsva etc,

STATS
Gav     3/3
Cliff     3/3
Shaun  2/3
Rob     2/3
Sham  2/3
Jakey  2/3
Amit   1/3
Lee     1/3
JD       1/3
Mark    1/3
Dave 1/3

Yipee!!
Next week Brighton at home.

They rolled out their A team players and we were sh1t!

Good night again though.