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Comfortably numb wrote:

Ringo. Has anyone ever actually jumped out of a frying-pan into a fire? I have heard the expression but I can't believe that it's ever happened. Why would anyone be in a frying-pan in the first place?

No , obviously not. For all the don't knows it is an expression that means by solving one problem you then land yourself with another problem that is worse.

MP wrote:

Ringo wrote:

Comfortably numb wrote:

Ringo. Has anyone ever actually jumped out of a frying-pan into a fire? I have heard the expression but I can't believe that it's ever happened. Why would anyone be in a frying-pan in the first place?

No , obviously not. For all the don't knows it is an expression that means by solving one problem you then land yourself with another problem that is worse.

Really? I always thought it was literal.

You can be in CN'S gang then .

Excellent, CN now has a gang. For those that dont know, a gang is a collective rgoup of 5 or more people. In CNs gang there is now CN & MP, no one else, but they meet the criteria of more than 5 so its sorted!

All you'd need was yourself, the rest of your gang and some blue paint.

I guess it must be you that always has to keep the forum going as you're the one thats best at talking to yourself CN.

Im guessing Ronnie still has a hangover after the Crawley Vs Redhill game, Ringo is probably still busy rubbing the result in on the redhill forum, VI is learning to shuffle cards with his feet after losing both his arms, Think is now far too busy to come on here after he found a new marketing channel, Renovator is busy doing up someones house with that bloke with long hair (not cliff). I've been down the C&O Club for the past 2 weeks taking advantage of their easter offer. Basically for £3 you get a giant hollowed out block of cheese filled with mini pickled onions. Also includes an egg cup... weird.

Last edited by Tea Break (2010-03-14 03:18:02)

Tea Break wrote:

I guess it must be you that always has to keep the forum going as you're the one thats best at talking to yourself CN.

Im guessing Ronnie still has a hangover after the Crawley Vs Redhill game, Ringo is probably still busy rubbing the result in on the redhill forum, VI is learning to shuffle cards with his feet after losing both his arms, Think is now far too busy to come on here after he found a new marketing channel, Renovator is busy doing up someones house with that bloke with long hair (not cliff). I've been down the C&O Club for the past 2 weeks taking advantage of their easter offer. Basically for £3 you get a giant hollowed out block of cheese filled with mini pickled onions. Also includes an egg cup... weird.

Renovator should put a quote in to renovate the C&O club. Lots of work there removing the hardboard panelling and replacing with brick walls. Plus he would be fed whilst he was there. Bonus.

What do you mean that wasn't a gherkin??!

Yeah, they save them for special occasions when the fairies come to town, then we have a cross between a cheese & onion fest mixed with a twiglet and gherkin bonanza!

When Julio & Justine turn up they get cheddar and onion and its not even mature cheddar, more likely to be cheese spread!

Ringo wrote:

Tea Break wrote:

Yeah, they save them for special occasions when the fairies come to town, then we have a cross between a cheese & onion fest mixed with a twiglet and gherkin bonanza!

When Julio & Justine turn up they get cheddar and onion and its not even mature cheddar, more likely to be cheese spread!

Compared to what we get, you lucky. When the mighty Tea Caddies play , we have to lick the floor for our sandiches.

Well of course we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of shoebox at 12 o'clock at night and lick road clean wit' tongues. We'd eat a handful of cold gravel, work 26 hours a day at mill for sixpence every 4 years, and when we got home, our dad would kill us and dance on our graves singing hallelujah.

Comfortably numb wrote:

Ringo wrote:

Tea Break wrote:

Yeah, they save them for special occasions when the fairies come to town, then we have a cross between a cheese & onion fest mixed with a twiglet and gherkin bonanza!

When Julio & Justine turn up they get cheddar and onion and its not even mature cheddar, more likely to be cheese spread!

Compared to what we get, you lucky. When the mighty Tea Caddies play , we have to lick the floor for our sandiches.

Well of course we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of shoebox at 12 o'clock at night and lick road clean wit' tongues. We'd eat a handful of cold gravel, work 26 hours a day at mill for sixpence every 4 years, and when we got home, our dad would kill us and dance on our graves singing hallelujah.

Well, of course, we had it tough. We used to 'ave to get up out of shoebox at twelve o'clock at night and lick road clean wit' tongue. We had two bits of cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at mill for sixpence every four years, and when we got home our Dad would slice us in two wit' bread knife.

(obviously you went for the last one first and ruined a potentially great thread, one of the best comedy sketches of all time! So I am working backwards)

A lake, twas lucky if there was any water left in our muddy puddle!

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!... oh no wait that's a different sketch.