Crawley Pool League Forum

Ringo wrote:

I know you have all my trophy and I still think you have my lucky blindfold. I need to take that to yarmmie with me.

TB has your trophy in a wheelbarrow. I am quite interested in having the wheelbarrow. But that would mean your trophy would be left laying in the dirt beside TB's row of runner beans.

BraveHeart wrote:

Tea Break wrote:

Well I've got all your trophy, so on your page it would only have voodoo instructions.

Voodoo instructions? Basic...talking about updating things, the FAIRIES have a new Satellite Voodoo Targeting System in place for this season. The guys at Caltech have designed it and it works. Its been operational since the 13th Jan. Results speak for themselves 8-1, 7-2 & 8-1.
You might have even noticed a large power drain in the national grid on Tuesday near the Half Moon,.as the system nearly overloaded helping TB get thru his match ...lol

LOL, Well it was about time we gave it a serious test, it worked beautifully though so I think its now ready for April.

One final test will be monday to see if it works whilst being powered by Kronenbourg.

Ringo wrote:

It can't be legitimate because it hasn't been ordained by a voodoo grand master.I am available at a reasonable fee of one broken trophy and a wheelbarrow.

I think you're probably right! A dodgy copy no doubt. But there is an app for it. Lol

Update:-
I've just received an email back from the lab guys to the teams query about the system being offline at the away match against the Imps.  Seemingly the targeting was on but the signal couldn't penetrate the sky over Broadfield. They think it's some kind of forcefield or just could be scum. They're not sure

Tea Break wrote:

BraveHeart wrote:

Update:-
I've just received an email back from the lab guys to the teams query about the system being offline at the away match against the Imps.  Seemingly the targeting was on but the signal couldn't penetrate the sky over Broadfield. They think it's some kind of forcefield or just could be scum. They're not sure

That would explain why the kebab shop closed at 8pm then!

I'll bring the safety goggles then. If your new voodoo targeting system works as well as you say then I may have to amend my RSVP!

I'll sort out the fee for ringo to verify the capabilities of the voovoo systems, I just need some blu tac, a paperclip and some shaving foam to put the trophy back together.

Ok, let's clear a few things up. 1/ that wasn't a kebab shop, it's was Evans retail shop for oversized women
4/ I can't count
2/ it's not my Targeting System
4/ no sorry 3/ goggles not needed now as working all day Tuesday now.
1/RSVP shouldn't be amended, doesn't work on nortnern monkeys
9/ I have too much time on my hands & thought I was going to die this morning.

BraveHeart wrote:

Tea Break wrote:

BraveHeart wrote:

Update:-
I've just received an email back from the lab guys to the teams query about the system being offline at the away match against the Imps.  Seemingly the targeting was on but the signal couldn't penetrate the sky over Broadfield. They think it's some kind of forcefield or just could be scum. They're not sure

That would explain why the kebab shop closed at 8pm then!

I'll bring the safety goggles then. If your new voodoo targeting system works as well as you say then I may have to amend my RSVP!

I'll sort out the fee for ringo to verify the capabilities of the voovoo systems, I just need some blu tac, a paperclip and some shaving foam to put the trophy back together.

Ok, let's clear a few things up. 1/ that wasn't a kebab shop, it's was Evans retail shop for oversized women
4/ I can't count
2/ it's not my Targeting System
4/ no sorry 3/ goggles not needed now as working all day Tuesday now.
1/RSVP shouldn't be amended, doesn't work on nortnern monkeys
9/ I have too much time on my hands & thought I was going to die this morning.

No goggles? Work?

.... No goggles??

Ronnie wrote:

Tea Break wrote:

I'll sort out the fee for ringo to verify the capabilities of the voovoo systems, I just need some blu tac, a paperclip and some shaving foam to put the trophy back together.

What is "voovoo" TB? Please explain, because if there is an upgrade of the old conventional voodoo system then I want to know about it! Or is it just simply how the French say 'voodoo'? I think I heard Thierry Henry say it once on an advert.

I heard JD say "voovoo" once. It was late in the evening and he was salivating whilst laying on his back beside an empty Guinness glass. I have no idea what he meant, but it didn't seem worth asking him.