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I have preformed some administration tasks and as such I have deleted any topics that have not been updated for 6 months
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I've been at it again I thought that if a post is older than 3 months then it should be deleted, I will give you 1 week to let me know if this is acceptable.
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What's the point? We aren't going to get many readers is cached pages don't link through to anything are we.
What is someone wants to look at old posts? If someone seaches the whole forum and doesn't find anything it will be a bit silly. You don't even get charged per MG do you? If not why remove anything?
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Apart from the fact that MP appears to have written this when he was drunk, he does actually make reasonable sense for once. Although his tone is a little aggressive. Not surprised we haven't seen Webby on here since.
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LOL, I wrote is instead of if twice, I wonder what the odds on that are?
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Er... 2 to 1.
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Quiz:
Guess what the numbers represent.
I will award a prize to the correct person.
6
2
1
1
0
00000,ss
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Village_Idiot wrote:
Quiz:
Guess what the numbers represent.
I will award a prize to the correct person.
6
2
1
1
0
00000,ss
It was TB's final league stats for 2008-09.
Played 6
won 2
lost 1
drew 1
didn't play 0
prize money won 00000,ss
PS, Shouldn't this be posted in Coffee Time? You are so untidy with your random posts VI.
Last edited by Comfortably numb (2010-01-26 11:22:20)
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Well no one got it right, good effort CN but here you go:
6 The number of Joggers I saw along Brighton Seafront.
2 The number of Police cars with flashing lights
1 The number of cranes
1 The number of cranes not working
0 The number of boats I saw in Crawley
00000's The number of boats I saw in Brighton.
Now you may think this was pointless but it proves the following, Joggers are more popular than police,cranes are useless, and people in Brighton are more worried about flooding than people in Crawley. I think Noah spent more time teaching in Brighton.
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Village_Idiot wrote:
Well no one got it right, good effort CN but here you go:
6 The number of Joggers I saw along Brighton Seafront.
2 The number of Police cars with flashing lights
1 The number of cranes
1 The number of cranes not working
0 The number of boats I saw in Crawley
00000's The number of boats I saw in Brighton.
Now you may think this was pointless but it proves the following, Joggers are more popular than police,cranes are useless, and people in Brighton are more worried about flooding than people in Crawley. I think Noah spent more time teaching in Brighton.
I think this proves that you've been dancing with Mr Brownstone VI.
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Tea Break wrote:
Noah was rubbish at pool.
And he could only count to 2 as well.
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Comfortably numb wrote:
Village_Idiot wrote:
Well no one got it right, good effort CN but here you go:
6 The number of Joggers I saw along Brighton Seafront.
2 The number of Police cars with flashing lights
1 The number of cranes
1 The number of cranes not working
0 The number of boats I saw in Crawley
00000's The number of boats I saw in Brighton.
Now you may think this was pointless but it proves the following, Joggers are more popular than police,cranes are useless, and people in Brighton are more worried about flooding than people in Crawley. I think Noah spent more time teaching in Brighton.I think this proves that you've been dancing with Mr Brownstone VI.
Who in Beelzebubs name is Mr Brownestone?
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Ronnie wrote:
Comfortably numb wrote:
Village_Idiot wrote:
Well no one got it right, good effort CN but here you go:
6 The number of Joggers I saw along Brighton Seafront.
2 The number of Police cars with flashing lights
1 The number of cranes
1 The number of cranes not working
0 The number of boats I saw in Crawley
00000's The number of boats I saw in Brighton.
Now you may think this was pointless but it proves the following, Joggers are more popular than police,cranes are useless, and people in Brighton are more worried about flooding than people in Crawley. I think Noah spent more time teaching in Brighton.I think this proves that you've been dancing with Mr Brownstone VI.
Who in Beelzebubs name is Mr Brownestone?
Mr Brownstone is the subject of a Guns and Roses track called Mr Brownstone. If you listen to it you'll understand. I think Coniston Crackhead may have a copy.
Last edited by Comfortably numb (2010-01-30 09:08:10)
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I am now very very confused.
However it is OK because I am work!
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Village_Idiot wrote:
I am now very very confused.
However it is OK because I am work!
Confusion is one of the effects of dancing with Mr Brownstone I'm told. Going to work isn't though, so I can't really tell.
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Village_Idiot wrote:
I am now very very confused.
However it is OK because I am work!
I don't know what you do for a living VI, but I hope that you're not a surgeon. "I am now very very confused" is not something I want to hear if I wake up mid-anaesthetic during an operation to have my appendix removed.
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Ronnie wrote:
Village_Idiot wrote:
I am now very very confused.
However it is OK because I am work!I don't know what you do for a living VI, but I hope that you're not a surgeon. "I am now very very confused" is not something I want to hear if I wake up mid-anaesthetic during an operation to have my appendix removed.
Didn't you say "I am now very very confused" when you first started cross-dressing Rhona?
Last edited by Comfortably numb (2010-02-19 12:26:33)
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You seem to have some sort of fixation with me and cross-dressing CN. Something you're not telling us? Anyway, I only do it on a Sunday evening as I don't go out then and so no-one sees me. If I do have to go out, I usually avoid busy places, pool clubs that sort of thing. Wait a minute!!...
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Ronnie wrote:
You seem to have some sort of fixation with me and cross-dressing CN. Something you're not telling us? Anyway, I only do it on a Sunday evening as I don't go out then and so no-one sees me. If I do have to go out, I usually avoid busy places, pool clubs that sort of thing. Wait a minute!!...
Yes, you didn't think it through did you?
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If you usually avoid busy places then i'd say going down rileys in redhill would be a pretty good hiding place. rarely more than 4 staff working to serve the guy playing the fruit machine.
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And is the guy on the fruit machine usually Teaguey?
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Tea Break wrote:
If you usually avoid busy places then i'd say going down rileys in redhill would be a pretty good hiding place. rarely more than 4 staff working to serve the guy playing the fruit machine.
I have only ever seen a maximum of 2 staff at Rileys on any given evening. You must have had double-vision when you went down there.
Another place to go which is pretty quiet is the CN pool trophy museum. I hear that there are fewer exhibits on show there than in TB's wheelbarrow.
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Ronnie wrote:
You seem to have some sort of fixation with me and cross-dressing CN. Something you're not telling us? Anyway, I only do it on a Sunday evening as I don't go out then and so no-one sees me. If I do have to go out, I usually avoid busy places, pool clubs that sort of thing. Wait a minute!!...
Yes he likes to go out to eat, drink and be Mary all night.
Last edited by Ringo (2010-03-08 07:30:17)
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At the weekends my name is Mandy.
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