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This should no longer a problem now can you please test it out for me

No problem

Ronnie wrote:

What a delightfully sunny exchange that was. If only life could be more like that. Hats off people above. (Take note bad people of the world!). Including you Noel Edmonds. I know you read this sh!t!

I like the way you dredge up old posts and revitalise them Ron. I'd like to know why you think Stella and Webby wear hats, and why they should take them off at your command.

Try telling Hat-nav to take off his hat and he'll send you away with a flea in your ear. Which won't be such a bad thing as it will keep the other flea company.

Ronnie wrote:

Comfortably numb wrote:

Ronnie wrote:

What a delightfully sunny exchange that was. If only life could be more like that. Hats off people above. (Take note bad people of the world!). Including you Noel Edmonds. I know you read this sh!t!

I like the way you dredge up old posts and revitalise them Ron. I'd like to know why you think Stella and Webby wear hats, and why they should take them off at your command.

Try telling Hat-nav to take off his hat and he'll send you away with a flea in your ear. Which won't be such a bad thing as it will keep the other flea company.

Don't know what you're smoking CN but i'd like some of it.

It's a little recipe that VI let me have. What you do is this; Mix a bag of flour with some yeast and sugar. Add water, knead the mixture into a ball, put it in the oven and leave on a high setting. Then go down the pub and drink Guinness all night until you start talking rubbish.

Ronnie wrote:

Excellent. I think there should be a trophy awarded on presentation night for the most rubbish talked during a season. Perhaps the final could even be held at the bar that night?

I agree. What would it be over? Best of 9 ramblings? Best of 11 ridiculous stories? Best of 3 lies?

Ronnie wrote:

Best of 7 surreal standoff. I personally would like to see VI v Dave Patrick in the final, though BH could be a contender on his latest Jane Austen offerings.

Surely you must be an outside bet Ronaldo? That story about killing your postman would get you to the later stages of any bulls hit competition!

Ronnie wrote:

Comfortably numb wrote:

Ronnie wrote:

Best of 7 surreal standoff. I personally would like to see VI v Dave Patrick in the final, though BH could be a contender on his latest Jane Austen offerings.

Surely you must be an outside bet Ronaldo? That story about killing your postman would get you to the later stages of any bulls hit competition!

I never done nuffink right?! You ain't never seen me!

Anyway he woz asking for it. Posting bleedin' letters through my door! ...with my name on an'all! Sometimes there'd be literally 3 of 'em. Plop onto the mat they'd go. One morning I even caught him trying to get me to sign for something! I mean who do they think they are these royal mail people. They just waltz onto your property, give you a bank statement or summink and then just ponce off!

Well I just snapped didn't I. That's the last birthday card he'd ever deliver!!

I killed Archie off Eastenders, and also shot JR in his office. I also have convictions for Killing Joke, the 90's pop group.

Did you shoot JR aswell?

I shot my load once, when I potted the pink in a game of schnooker. We had to have an intermission for 40 minutes while the referee mopped it up.

I know a few people who shoot off early from work every now and then. Dont shoot the messenger.

I shot off at work once. Haven't worked since.

Ringo wrote:

I'd never let my place of work have me over by sending me home early.

You're a wily fox, I bet I'd have to get up pretty early in the morning to get one over on old Ringo!