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Ronnie · 2010-01-05 09:42:24

Comfortably numb wrote:
No it doesn't. I want to know why playing for the county only allows you to win a Bounty, whereas winning the prediction league wins me a full Fudge? It's dis-jointed to say the least. We must congratulate TB for being generous enough to offer the Fudge as a top prize in a recession.

Trust CN to bring the subject around to fudging.

Tea Break · 2010-01-06 02:05:26

Ronnie wrote:
Comfortably numb wrote:
No it doesn't. I want to know why playing for the county only allows you to win a Bounty, whereas winning the prediction league wins me a full Fudge? It's dis-jointed to say the least. We must congratulate TB for being generous enough to offer the Fudge as a top prize in a recession.
Trust CN to bring the subject around to fudging.

Speaking of which, he got packed off in the singles last night. No Romping going on there.

Ronnie · 2010-01-06 04:37:17

Rompless one might say. Who beat him? Anyone we know?

Tea Break · 2010-01-07 01:54:13

Lol, I think you may well know. I have heard him called 'the eyebrow' before.

Comfortably numb · 2010-01-07 12:02:47

Tea Break wrote:
Lol, I think you may well know. I have heard him called 'the eyebrow' before.

I was rubbish as usual. I think it's unfair to call him 'the eyebrow'. That is being unfair to the other eyebrow. TB is eyebrowist and it's not funny.

Ronnie · 2010-01-08 05:59:26

Oh I think I know who 'the eyebrow' is. Does he also sometimes go by the name 'Bert'?

Ringo · 2010-01-08 07:54:32

Ronnie wrote:
Oh I think I know who 'the eyebrow' is. Does he also sometimes go by the name 'Bert'?

Do you mean Bert ` the eyebrow`?

Comfortably numb · 2010-01-08 09:30:19

Ringo wrote:
Ronnie wrote:
Oh I think I know who 'the eyebrow' is. Does he also sometimes go by the name 'Bert'?
Do you mean Bert ` the eyebrow`?

We're getting close. We have his first name and his nickname, we just need his surname and we've worked it out.

Ronnie · 2010-01-09 16:24:47

His real name is Rob I think. Rob 'german sounding name' I call him. On his night he can be lethal. Unorthodox but effective.

Comfortably numb · 2010-01-10 06:15:08

Ronnie wrote:
His real name is Rob I think. Rob 'german sounding name' I call him. On his night he can be lethal. Unorthodox but effective.

So his name is Rob Becker then?

An injection can be lethal if injected I've been told. If it's just left in the syringe it's quite harmless. I heard that JD injects Guinness into himself as a sort of curious sex-game.

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Village_Idiot · 2010-01-11 06:32:35

Whats the point?
Stop this or I will get the needle.

Comfortably numb · 2010-01-11 07:25:44

Village_Idiot wrote:
Whats the point?
Stop this or I will get the needle.

When you get the needle do you feel a small pr!ck?

Tea Break · 2010-01-13 03:46:34

Think thats before he gets the needle isnt it?

Ronnie · 2010-01-16 13:26:06

Comfortably numb wrote:
Ronnie wrote:
His real name is Rob I think. Rob 'german sounding name' I call him. On his night he can be lethal. Unorthodox but effective.
So his name is Rob Becker then?

An injection can be lethal if injected I've been told. If it's just left in the syringe it's quite harmless. I heard that JD injects Guinness into himself as a sort of curious sex-game.

Anyway, what has any of this got to do with a 'county advert'? We're supposed to be finding Sussex's next new Morray Dolan, not talking about injecting people with Guinness!

Comfortably numb · 2010-01-16 16:08:14

Ronnie wrote:
Comfortably numb wrote:
Ronnie wrote:
His real name is Rob I think. Rob 'german sounding name' I call him. On his night he can be lethal. Unorthodox but effective.
So his name is Rob Becker then?

An injection can be lethal if injected I've been told. If it's just left in the syringe it's quite harmless. I heard that JD injects Guinness into himself as a sort of curious sex-game.
Anyway, what has any of this got to do with a 'county advert'? We're supposed to be finding Sussex's next new Morray Dolan, not talking about injecting people with Guinness!

Surely that's easy? We just check the county records office for someone else called Morray Dolan. Then we ring him up and ask if he wants to play county pool?

Ronnie · 2010-01-25 05:45:01

Or we could make a Morray Dolan mask and staple it to Tea Break's boat race, and hey presto! No-one will know the difference.

Comfortably numb · 2010-01-25 11:47:59

Ronnie wrote:
Or we could make a Morray Dolan mask and staple it to Tea Break's boat race, and hey presto! No-one will know the difference.

That is a decent idea. They both have similar levels of proficiency on the pool table. What would happen though if Mo and TB were in the same room and TB had the mask on? Terry wouldn't know who to call son.

Ronnie · 2010-01-26 09:29:02

Well, he'd be right whichever one he said it to. Tea-Break, I think it's about time you were told. (Heavy breathing)... Look! (bit more heavy breathing)... Terry is your father!! (some more heavy breathing). The force is strong with you Tea Break!

Comfortably numb · 2010-01-26 09:45:37

Ronnie wrote:
Well, he'd be right whichever one he said it to. Tea-Break, I think it's about time you were told. (Heavy breathing)... Look! (bit more heavy breathing)... Terry is your father!! (some more heavy breathing). The force is strong with you Tea Break!

I think I saw a similar story to this in 'Take a break' magazine.

Ronnie · 2010-01-26 10:29:02

I think you are thinking of Tea Break magazine. It's a weekly publication that's totally devoted to Tea Break's life although he himself is blissfully unaware of it, a la Truman Show.

Comfortably numb · 2010-01-26 11:07:38

Ronnie wrote:
I think you are thinking of Tea Break magazine. It's a weekly publication that's totally devoted to Tea Break's life although he himself is blissfully unaware of it, a la Truman Show.

I have seen this mag, it was sticking out of JD's trolley on Dale's supermarket sweep. It must have some very lurid photo's in it. And don't ask me how I could have seen this scene if the prog was never broadcast.

I hate The Truman show. He was the best bowler England ever produced, and I for one thought it was cruel to control him in such a way.

Tea Break · 2010-01-27 04:52:18

Comfortably numb wrote:
Ronnie wrote:
I think you are thinking of Tea Break magazine. It's a weekly publication that's totally devoted to Tea Break's life although he himself is blissfully unaware of it, a la Truman Show.
I have seen this mag, it was sticking out of JD's trolley on Dale's supermarket sweep. It must have some very lurid photo's in it. And don't ask me how I could have seen this scene if the prog was never broadcast.

I hate The Truman show. He was the best bowler England ever produced, and I for one thought it was cruel to control him in such a way.

Its true, tea break magazing is secretly all about my life and i never even knew about it.

I double checked to see if it was all nonsese but read on the problem page about someone being worried when their period started cos it wasnt blue like it is on the adverts..... Shocking, was true to the finest detail.

Im taking them to court now, not over the period story though, its actually over the details of my lovers affair with a potato.

Ronnie · 2010-01-29 19:39:30

Good attempt at irreverency (if that's a word?) TB. But i've got the grocery-loving affair thing covered. There's a copyright, and not only have you infringed it, you've driven all over it in your purpose built Sinclair C5!

Ronnie · 2010-03-26 20:54:30

Tea Break wrote:
Seeing as this is the suggestions thread thought I would add something.

Noticed that there is an advert for county players on the home page of the CPL site.

I'd like to suggest maybe removing the line which asks 'Can you play pool?'

I've heard that the answer to this question is irrelevant when it comes to playing for sussex and has been for the past few years?

A year on, how is the Sussex county team doing? I have no idea who's in it? Are we doing ok, or still propping up the region?

Ringo · 2010-03-29 08:40:16

Ronnie wrote:
Tea Break wrote:
Seeing as this is the suggestions thread thought I would add something.

Noticed that there is an advert for county players on the home page of the CPL site.

I'd like to suggest maybe removing the line which asks 'Can you play pool?'

I've heard that the answer to this question is irrelevant when it comes to playing for sussex and has been for the past few years?
A year on, how is the Sussex county team doing? I have no idea who's in it? Are we doing ok, or still propping up the region?

The latter mate.

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