Crawley Pool League Forum

Ringo · 2009-10-21 10:37:50

As you know crawley beat a redhill select side in febuary in a friendly, but competitive , match . We would like to hold a return match early in the new year if there is enough interest.Your comments please.

Village_Idiot · 2009-10-21 11:02:58

Can I be.................... Beer Bit*ch!!

Ringo · 2009-10-21 12:11:35

Village_Idiot wrote:
Can I be.................... Beer Bit*ch!!

You were already on list mate along with st5 for team motivation and terry dolan for the food.

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Comfortably numb · 2009-10-22 06:02:34

Ringo wrote:
Village_Idiot wrote:
Can I be.................... Beer Bit*ch!!
You were already on list mate along with st5 for team motivation and terry dolan for the food.

Sounds like the squad is in full swing Ringo! :-)

What about TB for trophy and blindfold holder?
Ringo for voodoo training?

Tea Break · 2009-10-22 07:08:46

I've lost the blindfold I'm afraid. I could hold all ringo's trophy though.

Ringo, I'm afraid to say the golf club on your trophy is broken, got knocked off when i was practicing my putting in the back garden, it just snapped.

Ringo · 2009-10-22 07:51:20

Tea Break wrote:
I've lost the blindfold I'm afraid. I could hold all ringo's trophy though.

Ringo, I'm afraid to say the golf club on your trophy is broken, got knocked off when i was practicing my putting in the back garden, it just snapped.

could you just glue a pencil to it , to make it look like a cue.I dont really want people to know i havent won anything, because after 25 years i think i am just starting to fool them.

Tea Break · 2009-10-22 08:02:34

Well I started putting blu tac on t, but now it just looks like the guy on the trophy has the same blue rinse as ST5.

I will see what I can do ringo. I'm sure I can do something for it. I made one out of clay for myself which didnt come out too bad, I eat my cereal out of it now though.

Comfortably numb · 2009-10-22 08:59:39

Ringo wrote:
Tea Break wrote:
I've lost the blindfold I'm afraid. I could hold all ringo's trophy though.

Ringo, I'm afraid to say the golf club on your trophy is broken, got knocked off when i was practicing my putting in the back garden, it just snapped.
could you just glue a pencil to it , to make it look like a cue.I dont really want people to know i havent won anything, because after 25 years i think i am just starting to fool them.

Ringo, if you hurry round to TB's house you could pick up all your trophy in time for your oration at the Domino club?

Comfortably numb · 2009-10-22 09:00:47

Tea Break wrote:
Well I started putting blu tac on t, but now it just looks like the guy on the trophy has the same blue rinse as ST5.

I will see what I can do ringo. I'm sure I can do something for it. I made one out of clay for myself which didnt come out too bad, I eat my cereal out of it now though.

You are quality TB! I'm pi$$ing myself laughing here.

Tea Break · 2009-10-22 09:18:05

Wanna hear something really funny? VI has already f*cked up one of his predictions, LOL. Tea Caddies to win the knockout cup? Ooops

Village_Idiot · 2009-10-22 13:25:43

Tea Break wrote:
Wanna hear something really funny? VI has already f*cked up one of his predictions, LOL. Tea Caddies to win the knockout cup? Ooops

I think when I did my predictions I was still a little tipsy!!

Tea Break · 2009-10-23 01:55:18

Did someone spike your guiness with a few extra pints of guiness without you knowing??

Ringo · 2009-10-23 07:39:37

Tea Break wrote:
Well I started putting blu tac on t, but now it just looks like the guy on the trophy has the same blue rinse as ST5.

I will see what I can do ringo. I'm sure I can do something for it. I made one out of clay for myself which didnt come out too bad, I eat my cereal out of it now though.

ha ha lol apparently he is classed as a saga lout.

Silly Brian · 2009-10-30 06:56:31

I think a return match is an excellent idea. But only people who live in the town should be allowed to play. Last time Crawley had Dave Wellman playing and he's dreadful.

Village_Idiot · 2009-10-30 07:03:48

Silly Brian wrote:
I think a return match is an excellent idea. But only people who live in the town should be allowed to play. Last time Crawley had Dave Wellman playing and he's dreadful.

I think he is very good and I am unable to allow you to be disrespectful, anyway who would take his place surely not Nice Chap, he saw a no legged man standing at the bus stop.

Comfortably numb · 2009-10-30 07:03:58

Silly Brian wrote:
I think a return match is an excellent idea. But only people who live in the town should be allowed to play. Last time Crawley had Dave Wellman playing and he's dreadful.

He lost to their substitute as well. A long way to travel for nothing, he probably won't bother next time.

Are you Dave Wellman by any chance?

Tea Break · 2009-10-30 07:06:30

I thought he might keep it secret for a bit longer. Tut tut, Brian you are a bit silly.

Silly Brian · 2009-10-30 07:29:58

I can't keep a secret to save my life. I used to work for MI6 until they transferred me to MFI for blurting.

Comfortably numb · 2009-10-30 07:42:37

Tea Break wrote:
I thought he might keep it secret for a bit longer. Tut tut, Brian you are a bit silly.

It was easy to spot. MP told me that Silly Brian is an anagram of Dave Wellman. They both contain the same amount of letters, 4.

By the way. Special K will be receiving the plaudits and the silverware tonight for the way they romped to the summer league title. Unfortunatley I cannot attend, but I've arranged for my share of the winnings to be invested wisely behind the bar.

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malthouse mauler · 2009-10-30 09:24:38

Silly Brian wrote:
I think a return match is an excellent idea. But only people who live in the town should be allowed to play. Last time Crawley had Dave Wellman playing and he's dreadful.

Brian with a comment like that your not just silly your a muppet

Silly Brian · 2009-10-30 09:38:07

Anyone who calls themself the malthouse mauler's obviously a bit of a dick.

malthouse mauler · 2009-10-30 09:57:49

im a dick you have no idea about pool other wise you would not of put that remark about dave he doesnt play pool much no more but when he did any side would of snappped him up write somethind constructive in stead of being a tool

Silly Brian · 2009-10-30 10:00:06

Much more talk like that and I'll offer to take your pants down and show you how much i know about pool.

Comfortably numb · 2009-10-30 10:00:11

malthouse mauler wrote:
im a dick you have no idea about pool other wise you would not of put that remark about dave he doesnt play pool much no more but when he did any side would of snappped him up write somethind constructive in stead of being a tool

I agree with Brian. Dave Wellman is rubbish at pool, and if I had any idea where he was I'd tell him so.

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Silly Brian · 2009-10-30 10:06:41

Comfortably numb wrote:
malthouse mauler wrote:
im a dick you have no idea about pool other wise you would not of put that remark about dave he doesnt play pool much no more but when he did any side would of snappped him up write somethind constructive in stead of being a tool
I agree with Brian. Dave Wellman is rubbish at pool, and if I had any idea where he was I'd tell him so.

Yeah see, I'm not alone Mauler. The geezer's arse always used to go. Stick that up your pipe.

Crawley Pool League Forum

#1 2009-10-21 10:37:50

crawley v redhill challenge 2010

#2 2009-10-21 11:02:58

Re: crawley v redhill challenge 2010

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Re: crawley v redhill challenge 2010

Village_Idiot wrote:

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Re: crawley v redhill challenge 2010

Ringo wrote:

Village_Idiot wrote:

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Ringo wrote:

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